five stages of essay grief:

caddyl:

  1. denial: “its not due soon i have plenty of time to do it”
  2. anger: “fUCK THIS ESSAY and everything it stands for. not doing it.”
  3. bargaining: “im not going to do anything today but thats ok because im gonna work twice as hard tomorrow”
  4. depression: “shit i dont have enough time to do anything oh my god everything sucks fuck fuck fUCK FUCK FUCK
  5. acceptance: “i still have time i still have time id better just DO IT oHM YGOD”